RogerEbert'sIHated,Hated,HatedThisMovieandYourMovieSucks,whichgatheredsomeofhismostscathingreviews,werebest-sellers.Thisnewcollectioncontinuesthetradition,reviewingnotonlymoviesthatwereatthebottomofthebarrel,butalsomoviesthathefoundunderneaththebarrel.AHorribleExperienceofUnbearableLengthcollectsmorethan200ofhisreviewssince2006inwhichhegavemoviestwostarsorfewer.Knownforhisfair-mindedandwell-writtenfilmreviews,Rogerisathisrazor-sharphumorousbestwhenskeweringbadmovies.Considerthisopenerfortheone-starYourHighness:"YourHighnessisajuvenileexcrescencethatfeelsliketheworkof11-year-oldboysinlovewithdungeons,dragons,warriorwomen,pot,boobs,andfour-letterwords.ThatthisistheworkofDavidGordonGreenbeggarstheimagination.Oneofitsheroeswearsthepenisofaminotauronastringaroundhisneck.Ihateitwhenthathappens."Andfinally,theinspirationforthetitleofthisbook,theone-starTransformers:RevengeoftheFallen:Transformers:RevengeoftheFallenisahorribleexperienceofunbearablelength,brieflypunctuatedbythreeorfouramusingmoments.Oneoftheseinvolvesadoglikerobothumpingthelegoftheheroine.Ifyouwanttosaveyourselftheticketpricego,gointothekitchen,cueupamalechoirsingingthemusicofhell,andgetakidtostartbangingpotsandpanstogether.Thencloseyoureyesanduseyourimagination."Moviebuffsandhumorloversalikewillrelishthistreasuryofmoviessobadthatyoumayjustwanttoseethemforagoodlaugh!